RINCEWIND.

THERE ARE EIGHT LEVELS OF WIZARDRY ON THE DISc. AFTER SIXTEEN YEARS, RINCEWIND FAILED TO EVEN ACHIEVE LEVEL ONE. IT WAS THE OPINION OF HIS TUTORS THAT HE WAS INCAPABLE OF EVEN ACHEIVING LEVEL ZERO, WHICH MOST NORMAL PEOPLE ARE BORN WITH.

Rincewind is by definition a Wizard, but that is as far as it goes. The fact that he has the word WIZZARD written on his hat says it all. Rincewind could accuratly be described as a coward. He is very good at getting into trouble and then getting out of it again (in most cases anyway). Rincewind was a student at the unseen university but was expelled from the university for aquiring a spell from the Octavo (a very powerful magical book) It may not be fair to say he aquired the spell, it would be better to say the spell chose him. Rincewind would never willingly do something that could mean even a wiff of danger.

During his adventures Rincewind is followed around by The luggage (A huge wooden box with hundreds of legs) which has got him out of many a troublesome spot. Rincewind has in his time on the disc encountered many a dangerous situation and has run away from them all. Maybe he isn't actually a coward, maybe he is just sensible.